
My favorite journalist in Pattaya has given up the ghost, after five months of excellent blogging. He will be missed. Here's his final summary of message boards, news outlets, and other tidbits happening in Pattaya.
Pattaya’s Message Boards
A Bangkok bar owner told me this past weekend that “Pattaya is a cesspool and the šhìt that floats to the top makes up the core of Pattaya’s message boards.” Looking at the çráp that spews forth from the small minds of many posters, it’s hard to disagree. While there are a good number of thoughtful, pleasant people using the boards for fun and information, the core users of these boards are definitely rougher, coarser, angrier and, frankly, dumber than Pattaya’s overall farang tourist/expat population. It’s so easy to get pulled into silly arguments with these ignoramuses simply hoping you can make them see reason. But the fact is you can’t.
The boards are also very different in personality and quality. Here’s how I see them:
Pattaya Secrets - I think it’s probably still the biggest in terms of active members and daily page views / posts, but this once very interesting board is now simply boring. It’s the world-beater of promotional devices for the Secrets Bar & Hotel, but very little of use to anyone but newbies anymore. I got less info and insight into Pattaya from here than any other board.
Pattaya Addicts - I’ve had the most problems with the hard-core Addicts keyboard warriors, but the fact is, I respect what Bryan has done with it in building a brand and forum. And, before he banned my “Pattaya Ghost” nickname, I had only positive things to say about it. (The ban was stupid, as I was easily able to get access to more “private” areas after the expulsion than before it.) I can still say, however - no matter the abuse mods there continue to throw my way - Addicts is still the best Pattaya board going. Despite the unnatural fascination some there have with ladyboys, Addicts has more topics of interesting discussion on Pattaya and other subjects than any other forum. I enjoy posting there and still - guess what - still have “trusted members” status with a third nickname the mods have yet to find. The blog is done, but I still will continue to chat there.
Pattaya Live - My favorite forum and, hands, down, the most fun to be had on any Pattaya board. Bring your A+ game and a thick skin if you want to play here, however. Wading too far into Live is like entering a shark tank wearing only a Speedo. There’s some unfathomable inside-baseball debate going on about how the board is run, but if you ignore the whining about it, the board is good fun.
Pattaya Talk - The most civil and best-moderated board of the group. People are respectful, the mods don’t act like gods and the site is an actual resource to people visiting Pattaya. Keyboard warriors need not apply.
There are more boards out there (two more in English, I believe), but get so little traffic, they aren’t worth comment.
Pattaya News
Everyone (including me) loves to rip on Pattaya’s various news outlets, but, truthfully, the city is blessed with the most-comprehensive coverage of any municipality in Thailand, Bangkok included. As one Bangkokonian told me a while back, “the news sounds so bad in Pattaya simply because there are so many people reporting what’s happening compared with elsewhere” in the country.
Here we’ve got three weekly newspapers and two full-time Internet news websites, plus two news television programs; this for a city of about 700,000 Thais, tourists and expats. That’s remarkable coverage and, with that much of it, there will be good and bad.
Having read and used the online versions of Pattaya’s publications more in the past five months than I ever did, here are a few thoughts on them:
Pattaya One News - Say what you will about Howard Miller, you have to respect what he’s done with Pattaya One. P.O. puts out the most important news and its better written than the more-prolific Pattaya Daily News. The best thing Miller could do to improve P.O. is to cover more stories and hire an editor for the website.
Pattaya Daily News - PDN may be terribly written, but it covers more news and gets the news first more often than anyone. It’s been my first resource and the one linked to most often because they had the story first.
Pattaya People News - Tabloid journalism at its worst. It does get blanket coverage of the police blotter, which is good, but the print and online stories are far too short. And its website is stupidly slow. It has stuff others didn’t, but I’d never actually paid money for the paper version and never plan to.
Pattaya Mail & Pattaya Today - Both need better software for their websites and an RSS feed.
Nightlife News
If I can be so bold, I think very few, if anyone, would dispute this blog covered Pattaya’s nightlife scene more, and in more depth, than any other publication. I got beat on occasion in putting it out there, but this blog broke more behind-the-scenes news than anyone else. So, with it now ending, I thought I’d look what Pattaya is left with now that I’m leaving.
Nightmarch - Duncan Stern is liked by many bar owners for reporting mostly good news and making only the occasional tepid criticism. But party announcements are best left for an Events Calendar than as a feature column item, in my opinion. Nightmarch columns published during The Ghost’s run broke no news and, sometimes, contained no news. To be fair, publishing now just once a month, it’s pretty much impossible to be relevant. The column was much better when it came out twice a month.
Thai-Anxiety - Other than Ed at the defunct Pattaya Rag, Dave at Thai-Anxiety is the only nightlife columnist who raised his game in response to this blog. He consistently beat me on news of bars opening and closing and seemed to get more aggressive as this blog grew. Great job Dave. His items are short and serve more as announcements than blog posts, but once the lights go off here, he should be added to your daily read list, if he’s not on it already.
Stickman - Criticizing Stickman is hard for me to do as I’ve met Paul personally and he and I have worked together in the past. Plus, he’s been doing what he’s does for many years. Of course, writing one column a week is a heck of a lot easier than writing 36 columns a month. But still, Stick gets credit for staying in the game that long. Having said that, his recent columns have been nothing short of embarrassing. Two of the past five have had feature articles on major advertisers. He’s told me personally he’s refused to write some things because it would upset an advertiser. And his assertions that Secrets might be worth $100 million and that Catz was a good bar because the dancing talent changed over so often were simply laughable. If anyone wonders why I didn’t take advertising you need only look at how the influence of ad money ruined the former king of nightlife columns.
Nightwalker - If you’ve never heard of him or his website, you’re not alone. My only question for this joke of a nightlife “reporter” is what is he going to do once The Ghost is gone and he can’t use my news without attribution anymore?
Let me close my comments on the nightlife columnists by saying one thing: (With the exception of Nightwalker), their longevity should be respected. Stick, Dave and Duncan have been doing this stuff for years and with the respect of more than a few (but certainly not all) in the industry. They lasted when this publication did not. For that, they deserve some respect and kudos.
On the other hand, they also have had to tailor - some might say “compromise” — their coverage to allow them to survive. That’s something I could not do. I know only one way to cover a story and would rather not do it at all than do it half way.


































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